Heat oven to 450 degrees.
Get some french green beans from Sam’s. (actually - you should get the green beans before you turn the oven on) Put about half a pack in a bowl. Drizzle in some olive oil, garlic, lemon pepper, and salt… or whatever floats your boat. Spread on a cookie sheet. Bake the daylights out of ‘em.
They come out crispy crunchy and rather Fry-like. Or at least, this Fry* likes ‘em.
*my maiden name