Preheat oven to 450 degrees. Put some broccoli in a pyrex dish, or a cast-iron skillet, or on a cookie sheet…whatever. Drizzle with a little sesame oil, sprinkle on some soy sauce, and dash with garlic and pepper.
Bake the daylights out of it. Or rather, til it’s black and crunch on the tips. Or not…whatever you prefer.